You are a Blob

You are an experimental living blob of goo that has just become sentient. Find food to grow in size and acquire powerful mutations to overwhelm your captors, escape the underground laboratory, and conquer the world!

With 36 possible mutations and another 36 secret super mutations each blob will evolve into something extremely powerful - and weird. 

This is a lighthearted one-shot RPG for 3-6 players.